DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS AN ANGEL ON TOP OF EVERY XMAS TREE ?

DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS AN ANGEL ON TOP OF EVERY CHRISTMAS TREE?

DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS AN ANGEL ON TOP OF EVERY CHRISTMAS TREE ?

by Don Collins


The Little Angel Today

It was early morning about 3am before Christmas Eve and Santa was giving final instructions to the Elves in the Wood Shop where they were finishing the toys for gifts to all the good children all the world around. Snow majestically covered the North Pole in a great cold blue circle.

Santa came from his work shop and told Mrs. Claus he wanted his Christmas Cookies and sandwiches ready when he woke to tour the world giving away all the gifts made by the Elves on Christmas Eve.

He also reminded Mrs. Claus that he wanted her to warm some milk, fix one of the buttons on his great red and white coat and to let out his great red pants about four inches around the waist. Mrs. Claus told him not to worry, said he should get some rest and everything would be quite in order when he was ready to go. It began to snow lightly.

When Santa woke he found Mrs. Claus hadn't gotten anything ready and in fact had been drinking egg nogg with the Elves and was having a pretty wild party in the kitchen. His face turning red, and with one eyebrow raised, Santa stomped out of the house to the Wood Shop where he found more drunk and sleeping elves, the toys unfinished, and the reindeer were nowhere in sight because one of the drunk elves had left the coral door open and the reindeer had wandered all over the snow covered field.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Cupid, Comet, Donder, Blitzen and Trouble Maker Rudolf

It seems that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen had gotten into the egg nogg also and then into some kind of a fight because Dancer and Prancer wanted Vixen to play some strange reindeer game. Vixen hoofed Prancer right between the antlers saying he was not a stag in drag. Cupid, also drunk, called Comet's mother a horse, Comet replied he was not taking any reindeer shit as he took offense. In the ensuing confusion Donner and Blitzen ran blindly away - breaking poor Rudolf's nose in the process.

Santa's Helper

Needless to say Santa was a little beyond upset as it appeared there might indeed be no Christmas at all that year! In fact by this time Santa had reached quite a fit of rage. First raising one eyebrow, then the other, Santa, for the first time in recorded history was cursing and swearing at everyone at the North Pole!

Just then, this cute little angel came by, dragging a very large Christmas Tree behind her in the snow, toward Santa's house. Unaware, she looked up at raging Santa and said: "Santa, where would you like me to put this Christmas Tree ?"

...and then, Santa, without missing a beat...with his face turning red, raised one eyebrow, then slowly raised the other eyebrow and he told the little angel that she could take that tree... And that, my friends, is why there is an Angel on top of every Christmas Tree!

(left) Santa stops off at Don Collins Cigars and rests a minute with a Don Collins Corona Grande on the Beach near San Juan on his way home from South America after a long night's work.

The sunrise provides a thoughtful moment for Santa as he decides that maybe an Angel on top of every Christmas Tree is not such a bad idea after all !!!!

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 Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Good Night!

Don Collins